Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: There has only ever been one person smarter than Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking... And he got what he deserved.

Joke: What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.

Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't need the Heimlich maneuver when he's choking. Just give him some Drano.