Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into production. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.


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Joke: After Walker Texas Ranger it isn't credits that roll over the screen. It's a list of fatalities.


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Joke: The Black Eyed Peas were originally The Peas. That was before they met Chuck Norris.


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Joke: The sun can't look at Chuck Norris without blinking.


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Joke: Chuck Norris was bit by a rabid dog, he had to get a Chuck Norris shot.


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