Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: There has only ever been one person smarter than Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking... And he got what he deserved.

Joke: Chuck Norris placed first in a race... The human race.

Joke: Honestly, I don't understand why people think Chuck Norris is so great. I think-

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Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once challenged to a breathe holding contest by a fish. Needless to say, the fish drowned.