Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris gave somebody a bone marrow transplant. Wolverine is very thankful.

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.

Joke: Bullies shove nerds into lockers, Chuck Norris shoves bullies into nerds.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't use Twitter, he follows everybody.

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.