Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris always wins Connect Four, with three moves.

Joke: Chuck Norris almost had a heart attack once, but his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Joke: Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.