Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: A lot of people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Joke: Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.

Joke: There is no such thing as global warming, just Chuck Norris turning up the thermostat.

Joke: Unlike a heart, Chuck Norris never stops beating.

Joke: Chuck Norris died once. But he ate some soup and got over it.