Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.

Joke: We must keep Chuck Norris busy, otherwise he might decide to kill time.

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.

Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.

Joke: A lot of people wear Superman pajamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.