Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Most guys rip their shirts off to prove they are me. Chuck Norris does the same thing with a suit of armor.

Joke: You ever wonder how many push ups Chuck Norris can do? All of them.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a middle name, nothing gets between Chuck and Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, Chuck invented the visible light color spectrum. Except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink.

Joke: Chuck Norris drank his first beer at the age of 21... Seconds that is.