Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: There is a medical term for those who openly defy Chuck Norris... There are called organ donors.

Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.

Joke: There are only 7 oceans, thank God Chuck Norris only has to pee once every decade.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give up their information.

Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.