Chuck Norris Jokes

 

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Joke: There is a medical term for those who openly defy Chuck Norris... There are called organ donors.


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Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.


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Joke: There are only 7 oceans, thank God Chuck Norris only has to pee once every decade.


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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give up their information.


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Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.


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