Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris watches Blue-ray all the time... On his record player.

Joke: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

Joke: Chuck Norris urinated near a truck once. We now know that truck as Optimus Prime.

Joke: When the police dial 911 they get Chuck Norris.

Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.