Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Joke: Chuck Norris' driving test was rough. He had to fail the instructor.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited Iraq once. The U.S. immediately began a search for weapons of mass destruction.

Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.