Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd, he has an entire constellation.

Joke: Sometimes Chuck Norris gets tired during the day. We call that a solar eclipse.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.

Joke: Chuck Norris has a cellphone car charger. It only takes 5 minutes to charge his car.