Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris once braided Mr. Clean's hair.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't like his stamps, he stares at them until they wet themselves.

Joke: Chuck Norris was once bit by a deadly venomous snake... After days of agony, the snake died.

Joke: Chuck Norris eats breakfast at McDonald's each morning... At 11:05!

Joke: Chuck Norris gets 1600 on the SAT just for writing his name.