Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: The only reason Charlie Sheen was ever winning was because Chuck Norris wasn't playing.

Joke: Scientists finally figured out why the universe is expanding... It is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Joke: If you could look under the continent of China it says "Made by Chuck Norris."

Joke: Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Joke: Bringing a gun to a knife fight is like bringing Chuck Norris to an atomic bomb fight.