Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was an only child... Eventually.

Joke: When the police dial 911 they get Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

Joke: Chuck Norris almost had a heart attack once, but his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Joke: Chuck Norris was bit by a rabid dog, he had to get a Chuck Norris shot.