Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Sticks and stones may broke your bones, but words can never hurt you... Unless those words are spoken by Chuck Norris, then they kill.

Joke: Chuck Norris drank his first beer at the age of 21... Seconds that is.

Joke: We must keep Chuck Norris busy, otherwise he might decide to kill time.

Joke: If Chuck Norris jumped off a bridge, so should you.

Joke: All of Chuck Norris' toes are big toes.