Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris has a cellphone car charger. It only takes 5 minutes to charge his car.

Joke: Chuck Norris' main export is pain.

Joke: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls... From Chuck Norris.

Joke: If you spell Chuck Norris wrong in Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply says, "Run while you still have the chance."

Joke: Chuck Norris placed first in a race... The human race.