Chemistry Jokes

Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."

Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.

Joke: What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

Joke: Why are protons more religious than photons?

Joke: All of these chemistry jokes are so boron! We should throw them out and barium.