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Joke: How often can you enjoy a good joke about elements?
Punch line: Periodically.
Joke: What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
Punch line: An electron.
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Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?
Punch line: They make up everything.
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Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?
Punch line: The cylinder may have graduated but the thermometer has a lot of degrees!
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Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."
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