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Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?
Punch line: They make up everything.
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Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?
Punch line: The cylinder may have graduated but the thermometer has a lot of degrees!
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Joke: All of these chemistry jokes are so boron! We should throw them out and barium.
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Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."
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Joke: A chemist gives a girl some carbon-14 as a present. When she asks him why he tells her "I was hoping it would help me date you."
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