Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Why did the chemist hit the other chemist with a periodic table before their camping trip?


Punch line: To see if he could withstand the elements.


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Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.


Punch line: But oxidants happen.


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Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?


Punch line: It has a lot of free electrons.


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Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."


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Joke: A chemistry teacher told his student he had a lot of potential. Then he dropped him off of the roof.


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