Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Why are chemists so partial to nitrates?


Punch line: Because they are cheaper than day rates.


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Joke: A kid takes a chemistry test, but in order to pass the class he has to get a perfect score on the test. He studied hard, but when he gets it back he got 1 question wrong. The question was "How many valence electrons does hydrogen have?" In a rush he answered "2".

Depressed, he walks home. But as he is walking he kicks a random lamp. He picks up the lamp and suddenly a genie flies out of it. He says "I will grant you one wish!"

The kid replies "I wish got that question right," and the universe explodes.


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Joke: How often can you enjoy a good joke about elements?


Punch line: Periodically.


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Joke: Why are chemists better at solving problems than physicists?


Punch line: They have all of the solutions.


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Joke: Tell me the symbol for Nobelium!
No.
Why?
Yttrium.
Oh!
Oxygen!


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