Joke: Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed. He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"
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Joke: What's the difference between cooking and chemistry?
Punch line: In chemistry it is recommended that you do not lick the spoon when you're done.
Joke: Why are chemists so partial to nitrates?
Punch line: Because they are cheaper than day rates.
Joke: How often can you enjoy a good joke about elements?
Punch line: Periodically.
Joke: Why are chemists better at solving problems than physicists?
Punch line: They have all of the solutions.
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