Chemistry Jokes

Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."

Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?

Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.

Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H₂O. The physicist asks for some H₂O too. The physicist later dies.

Joke: Noble gases are rude. No matter how much you interact with them you can't get a reaction.