Joke: What do you call two rabbits with an oxygen atom between them?
Punch line: An ether bunny.
Joke: Why are chemists always on the look out for sodium chloride?
Punch line: They're scared of a salt.
Joke: Why is water jealous of citric acid?
Punch line: Citric acid is a lot buffer.
Joke: Why did sodium get sent to the principals office?
Punch line: He wasn't in the first period.
Joke: Why were zinc and manganese dioxide arrested?
Punch line: They were charged with battery (zinc and manganese dioxide react in alkaline batteries).
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