Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Girl, if I could rearrange the periodic table I would put uranium and iodine together.

Joke: What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?

Joke: Do you want to hear a great joke about sodium?

Joke: What did the police molecule say to the fugitive molecule?

Joke: Chemist: You must be exothermic because I'm feeling how hot you are.
Girl: I think you're just endothermic, it's taking all of my energy to just look at you.