Chemistry Jokes

 

1 ratings
1 saves

Joke: What compound don't you want your kid's report card to look like?


Punch line: Tetrafluoroethylene (C2F4, 2 C's and 4 F's).


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

2 ratings
1 saves

Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig with an dolphin?


Punch line: A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and the immediate withdrawal of all of your research funding.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

3 ratings
0 saves

Joke: Girl, if I could rearrange the periodic table I would put uranium and iodine together.


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

1 ratings
0 saves

Joke: What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?


Punch line: Have them both say unionized.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

8 ratings
4 saves

Joke: Do you want to hear a great joke about sodium?


Punch line: Na.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+