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Joke: What compound don't you want your kid's report card to look like?
Punch line: Tetrafluoroethylene (C2F4, 2 C's and 4 F's).
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Joke: What do you get when you cross a pig with an dolphin?
Punch line: A visit from the Scientific Professional Ethics Committee and the immediate withdrawal of all of your research funding.
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Joke: Why did the kid wear swim trunks made of francium to the pool party?
Punch line: He was dressed to kill.
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Joke: Girl, if I could rearrange the periodic table I would put uranium and iodine together.
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Joke: What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?
Punch line: Have them both say unionized.
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