Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Girl, if I could rearrange the periodic table I would put uranium and iodine together.


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Joke: What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?


Punch line: Have them both say unionized.


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Joke: Do you want to hear a great joke about sodium?


Punch line: Na.


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Joke: What did the police molecule say to the fugitive molecule?


Punch line: I've got my ion you.


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Joke: Chemist: You must be exothermic because I'm feeling how hot you are.
Girl: I think you're just endothermic, it's taking all of my energy to just look at you.


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