Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Do you want to hear a great joke about sodium?

Joke: What did the proton say to the other proton?

Joke: What's the difference between a politician and a chemist?

Joke: Water: Oleic acid, I don't think I can be with you.
Oleic acid: Is it because I'm fat?

Joke: A chemistry teacher told his student he had a lot of potential. Then he dropped him off of the roof.