Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Which elements are the most religious?

Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."

Joke: Why didn't Platinum fit in with Gold and Silver?

Joke: All of these chemistry jokes are so boron! We should throw them out and barium.

Joke: Are you made of selenium, xenon, and Yttrium? Because you are SeXeY.