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Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"
Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.
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Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."
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Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.
Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"
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Joke: Which elements are the most religious?
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Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"
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