Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"


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Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.


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Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."


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Joke: When is it not suspicious to ask "Where is the chloroform?"


Punch line: In an organic chemistry lab.


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Joke: Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak?


Punch line: They are in a ground state.


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