Chemistry Jokes

Joke: How do you know you're driving way too fast on the road?

Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H₂O. The physicist asks for some H₂O too. The physicist later dies.

Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.

Joke: Why are chemists always on the look out for sodium chloride?

Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?