Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: A chemist gives a girl some carbon-14 as a present. When she asks him why he tells her "I was hoping it would help me date you."


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Joke: Why did Avogadro get arrested for hoarding animals?


Punch line: He was obsessed with moles.


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Joke: Why are so many chemists alcoholics?


Punch line: They know that alcoholic beverages are solutions.


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Joke: Why is water jealous of citric acid?


Punch line: Citric acid is a lot buffer.


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Joke: How often can you enjoy a good joke about elements?


Punch line: Periodically.


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