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Joke: A chemist gives a girl some carbon-14 as a present. When she asks him why he tells her "I was hoping it would help me date you."
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Joke: Why did Avogadro get arrested for hoarding animals?
Punch line: He was obsessed with moles.
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Joke: Why are so many chemists alcoholics?
Punch line: They know that alcoholic beverages are solutions.
Joke: Why is water jealous of citric acid?
Punch line: Citric acid is a lot buffer.
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Joke: How often can you enjoy a good joke about elements?
Punch line: Periodically.
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