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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?
Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).
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Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?
Punch line: The hood (fume hood).
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Joke: Why was the cat so uncertain of life?
Punch line: He met Schrodinger.
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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?
Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).
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Joke: Why are chemists so partial to nitrates?
Punch line: Because they are cheaper than day rates.
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