Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?


Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).


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Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?


Punch line: The hood (fume hood).


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Joke: Why was the cat so uncertain of life?


Punch line: He met Schrodinger.


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Joke: Why can't you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich?


Punch line: It's hard to bite through lead (Pb).


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Joke: Why are chemists so partial to nitrates?


Punch line: Because they are cheaper than day rates.


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