Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Why doesn't lysine have any friends?

Joke: Do you know the formula for sodium hypo-bromide?

Joke: Two chemists walk into a bar and the first one says, "I'll have some H₂O."

The second says, "I'll have some water too. Why'd you say 'H₂O'? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.

Joke: What is every pirate's favorite amino acid?

Joke: Are you dry ice? Because you are sublime.