Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Why doesn't lysine have any friends?


Punch line: He's amino acid.


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Joke: Do you know the formula for sodium hypo-bromide?


Punch line: NaHBrO!


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Joke: Two chemists walk into a bar and the first one says, "I'll have some H2O."

The second says, "I'll have some water too. Why'd you say 'H2O'? We aren't at work."

The first chemist excuses himself and weeps in the bathroom.
His assassination plot had failed.


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Joke: What is every pirate's favorite amino acid?


Punch line: Arrrrrrrrrginine!


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Joke: Are you dry ice? Because you are sublime.


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