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Joke: Why did sodium get sent to the principals office?


Punch line: He wasn't in the first period.


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Joke: What did the police molecule say to the fugitive molecule?


Punch line: I've got my ion you.


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Joke: Why did the atom go crazy when it lost a proton?


Punch line: It was out of its element.


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Joke: What did the gold say to the potassium when they jumped into the pool?


Punch line: Dude, you're overreacting.


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Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.


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