Chemistry Jokes

Joke: Why did sodium get sent to the principals office?

Joke: What did the police molecule say to the fugitive molecule?

Joke: Why did the atom go crazy when it lost a proton?

Joke: What did the gold say to the potassium when they jumped into the pool?

Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.