Chemistry Jokes

Joke: All of these chemistry jokes are so boron! We should throw them out and barium.

Joke: Why are chemists better at solving problems than physicists?

Joke: Why were zinc and manganese dioxide arrested?

Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."

Joke: Do you know the formula for sodium hypo-bromide?