Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Why are chemists always on the look out for sodium chloride?


Punch line: They're scared of a salt.


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Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H2O. The physicist asks for some H2O too. The physicist later dies.


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Joke: Girl, if I could rearrange the periodic table I would put uranium and iodine together.


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Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?


Punch line: The cylinder may have graduated but the thermometer has a lot of degrees!


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Joke: What do you call two rabbits with an oxygen atom between them?


Punch line: An ether bunny.


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