Chemistry Jokes

Joke: What is another name for the Periodic Table of elements?

Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?

Joke: A bartender says "We don't allow your kind in here."

A faster-than-light neutrino walks into the bar.

Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.

Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?