Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: What did potassium say when he heard oxygen and magnesium went out on a date?


Punch line: OMg!


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Joke: What do you call a secret agent compound?


Punch line: Bond, Ionic bond. Taken, not shared.


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Joke: Why are chemists always on the look out for sodium chloride?


Punch line: They're scared of a salt.


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Joke: Why is the thermometer smarter than the graduated cylinder?


Punch line: The cylinder may have graduated but the thermometer has a lot of degrees!


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Joke: Who is Iron Man interested in?


Punch line: Any Fe-male.


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