Chemistry Jokes

Joke: What did the gold say to the potassium when they jumped into the pool?

Joke: What did the hardware store owner say to the man that stole copper wire?

Joke: Why is gold such a thrifty element?

Joke: What do people soak their dentures in?

Joke: One chemistry student asks another help. The other student says "If this homework was any more basic it would have a pH of 15.