Question: A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own.
How did he do it?
Answer: The code is "different." The clerk told him this.
Question: a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water' the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots missing the mans head by 2 inches. the man stands up lays a 20$ on the table and thanks the bartender. why did he thank the bartender?
Answer: he had the hiccups
Question: Alex was the strongest man in the world. He can lift up something that weighs 1000 kg easily. He can even pick up five women at once without any pain. But one day, there was a Weight Lifting Challenge Show. All the top 5 strongest man entered including Alex. The challenge is that they each have to lift up a really heavy object which weighs 1005 kg for five minutes. The winner is who didn’t drop it until it reached the time. If they all did it, the judges will decide to give first place to a person who can lift it up easily and stand still with no trouble looking. If Alex was the strongest man, he’ll probably come first. But he came second instead when the challenge was over. Why?
Answer: Because he’s not the strongest man anymore. He used to be the strongest man. Read the first sentence again (Alex was the strongest man in the world). He was the strongest but someone is stronger than him now.
Question: 2 men and a boy started a never ending race. One of the men can run super fast while the other man can run way faster than the boy. The boy is the slowest runner. What are they?
Answer: Second, Minute and Hour.