Funny Riddles

Question: A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears." A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it but it didn't say a word. He tried to return the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied.

How can this be?

Question: My name can have any letter of the alphabet, but I always have 2 X's.

What am I?

Question: The first is a sign of something good,
the second says whereto;
the third is vulgar and mean,
the fourth is bound by a ring;
the fifth is the noble one.
Together they all drum.

What are they?

Question:

Look at my apple, keep me near.

Listen closely, I'll put worms in your ear.

What am I?

Question: A butcher named butch is 6 feet tall and has size 12 shoes.

What does he weigh?