Funny Riddles

Question: A poor woman takes an expensive piece of jewelry, when she is caught the owner of the jewelry tells her "You can have this for seven figures or you will go to jail." The woman soon leaves with the jewelry.

How did she do this?

Question: A man runs into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells at him. The man thanks the bartender, then walks out of the bar happily.

Why did the man thank the bartender?

Question: There are several different kinds, but the one you pick doesn't do its job.

What is it?

Question: What do you call a person that has no nose and has no body??

Question: I may be of the eye,
in order I am pie,
in my center there is a star,
I keep medics where they are.

What am I?