Funny Riddles

Question: What goes up and never comes down?

Question: What is the best way to stop a dog from barking in, and digging up the front yard?

Question: What type of cheese is made backwards?

Question: You put me in dry but then I get wet.
The longer I stay in, the stronger it will get.

What am I?

Question: What gets longer when pulled,fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,has choked people when used improperly,and works best when jerked?