Funny Riddles

Question: A man runs into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and yells at him. The man thanks the bartender, then walks out of the bar happily.

Why did the man thank the bartender?

Question: When I am released to the wind,
you look away and you pretend,
but away your friends I will send.

What am I?

Question: You're in a room with no doors or windows. Just a mirror and a table.

How do you get out?

Question: Light hides me and darkness kills me.

What am I?

Question: What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a tricycle?