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Joke: How do you catch a squirrel?


Punch line: Climb up a tree and act like a nut.


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Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?


Punch line: You crack me up!


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Joke: What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show?


Punch line: CSI.


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Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."

The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."

The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"

The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."


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Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?


Punch line: He wanted to find a tight seal!


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