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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
(Keep this going as long as you possibly can.)


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.


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Joke: Why was the function not scared of getting differentiated?


Punch line: It was the exp-function.


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Joke: A pregnant woman wants her child to have very good manners. Every night while she's going to bed she rubs her stomach and says, "Be kind, be kind."

Nine months comes and goes and she doesn't have the baby. She refuses to have doctors look at her because it is against her believes. She dies at the age of 70 and still hasn't given birth. The mystery is solved when doctors inspect her. Inside of her womb they find two little men saying to each other "No brother, after you."


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Europe!
Europe who?
No! You're a poo!


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