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Joke: Where do you find a dog with no legs?


Punch line: Right where you left it.


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Joke: A man approaches a blonde woman and asks her "Do you get many blonde jokes?"

She replies "No."

The man says "That's what I thought."


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Joke: Why do dragons hate birthdays?


Punch line: They can't blow out the candles.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!


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Joke: Three men have been given life sentences and are allowed to bring one thing for fun. The first one brings a deck of cards. He says, "I brought these to pass the time when we're bored."

The second one brings a harmonica and says, "I brought this to cheer us up when we're down."

The final man, who happened to be blond, brought tampons. The other men ask him, "What the hell did you bring those for?"

He replies, "The back says you can swim, run, and play sports with these."


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