Funny Jokes

Joke: A blonde goes to the hospital with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her, "How did you manage this?"

The blonde replies, "Well I was ironing and recieved a phone call. I accidentally picked up the iron instead of the phone."

The doctor says, "That explains one ear."

She replies, "Well they called again!"

Joke: A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He immediately yanks the dog and starts to spin him in the air like a lasso.

The bartender freaks out, "What are you doing?!?!"

The blind man replies calmly, "Oh, just having a look around."

Joke: What do you call a pretty girl on the arm of a drummer?

Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?

Joke: What rock group has four men but no singer?