Funny Jokes

Joke: The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."

But instead John came in fifth and got a toaster.

Joke: What's the most important part of an underwear joke?

Joke: What does every pirate hate?

Joke: How do you know when a train has just come through?

Joke: A guy walks into a bank with a gun and starts to rob the place. He tells everybody to get down and if anybody looks at him he will kill them. With this somebody looks at him and he promptly shoots them. He then asks everybody, "Did anyone else look at me?"

One guy raises his hand and says, "I think my wife took a peek."