Funny Jokes

Joke: Two silk worms got into a fight! It ended in a tie.

Joke: A doctor walks into his office and tells his patient, "I have good news and I have bad news."

The patient replies, "I want the good news first."

The doctor says, "We're naming a disease after you!"

Joke: What celebrity is great at creating probate documents?

Joke: Where do people go after a peek-a-boo patients accident?

Joke: Have you seen the new movie Constipated?