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Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!


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Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!


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Joke: What does Sex and Air have in common?


Punch line: Neither of them are that big of a deal until you are not getting any.


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Joke: How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?


Punch line: 4, one to hold the light bulb and three to smoke until the room spins.


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Joke: What is the slowest thing in the world?


Punch line: A tweeker in a hurry!


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