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By Jessica Shyste
Joke: You're so ugly if you were my dog I'd shave it your ass and make you walk backwards!
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Joke: You're so ugly when you were a baby no one wanted to play with you. Yo poor momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just so she could get the dogs to play with you!
Joke: What does Sex and Air have in common?
Punch line: Neither of them are that big of a deal until you are not getting any.
Joke: How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?
Punch line: 4, one to hold the light bulb and three to smoke until the room spins.
Joke: What is the slowest thing in the world?
Punch line: A tweeker in a hurry!
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