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Joke: How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?


Punch line: 4, one to hold the light bulb and three to smoke until the room spins.


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Joke: What would happen if ( say the name of some known tweeker town) "some-town-name" burnt down?


Punch line: It would crack back


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Joke: What do you call someone who has been up for two weeks?


Punch line: A two-weeker ( tweeker)


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Joke: Little Johnny was in class and yells out, "Hey teach, I gotta take a piss." The disgusted teacher asks her students, "Class, can anyone think of a different word to use other than the word piss?" And little Suzy raises her hand and says the word, "Urinate." The teacher says that is very good then tells little Johny that he can go to the bathroom as soon as he can use the word 'urinate' in a sentence. So he thinks about it for a moment and says, "Well teach, urinate but if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10 !"


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